mister-meanor:

Love it

(Source: beastieboo)

  • guys on tumblr: you're beautiful
  • guys that are my friends: you're beautiful
  • guys that i hate: you're beautiful
  • my crush: haha um

(Source: ichigoflavor)

wizardsfirstrule:

this. so. much.


avatarloki:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alexander the alright

You know what’s better than salad?

saturninefilms:

Literally any other food.

sightseeingwithhelenkeller:

neiru2012:

“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

aw omfg

(Source: outwonderland)


bassnectard:

bryannadancer13:

wallysdick:

danielmcbatman:

bedheadreams:

Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.

OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN! 

i just had some chicken period it was delicious

Chicken periods are one of my favorite foods EVAR shit is delicious

(Source: joebspecial)

(Source: leilockheart)

You know what’s kind of beautiful?

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

(Source: timorleste)