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- guys on tumblr: you're beautiful
- guys that are my friends: you're beautiful
- guys that i hate: you're beautiful
- my crush: haha um
this. so. much.
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the alright
Literally any other food.
Stacks of Duncansby by bm^ on Flickr.
“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”
aw omfg
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Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
i just had some chicken period it was delicious
Chicken periods are one of my favorite foods EVAR shit is delicious
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In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
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